Hello and thanks for your email.
Unfortunately, I’m out of the office doing something that doesn’t involve you.
Thanks to BlackBerry and mobile wireless I’ll receive your email within moments of you sending it.
And I know you appreciate the fact that I have to spend time on other projects.
But I thought I’d remind you of the fact that I’m not available.
Even though I probably am.
So if you need to speak to someone, here’s the number for reception.
They’ll be happy to put you through to my voicemail.
Your call is very important to us.